Punch your way to liberty, fuck your way to fame. The gang talks about the man who would have his head on Mount Rushmore 4 times if it were up to Caleb - Frederick Douglass!

Take 1.2 million squares miles of arable land.

Add 1.2 billion human beings.

Season with armor plated war elephants and values of religious tolerance and learning.

Shake vigorously.

This is the how you make a great empire of India.

Pin-up Girls? Rosie the Riveter? They got nothing on these badass bitches. Learn about the super spies, skirted snipers, and tank piloting girlfriends that led the allies to victory in World War Two.

The best person who will ever live has already come and gone, so you can stop trying so hard.